the worst part about living in the south isn’t the perpetual homophobia, racism or obsession with religion
it’s the fact that 60% of southerners think hunting attire is a goddamn fashion statement
They’ve gone too far…
The teefury shirt for tomorrow is scented. Who woke up one morning and decided…”you know what would be awesome? A shirt with cookies on it. But what if it smelled like cookies too?? Dude. I’m a genius.”
What’s going to happen if you use lavender scented detergent?
FREAKING LAVENDER COOKIES. THAT’S WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
So one of my British friends informed me that they say “fluffed” in the place of “fucked” as a more socially acceptable option. That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard and I’m going to do it. “I fluffed up, I fluffed up!”
That is fluffing amazing.